Hi I'm Emily. Biology. swing dancing. theatre. John Mayer. Ed Sheeran. HIMYM. Scrubs. fuzzy socks. coffee. hippos.
FIRST I’M LIKE:
AND THEN WE’RE LIKE:
AND THEN OF COURSE WE’RE LIKE:
im gonna donate my body to science so they can discover how one person can have so many cool cells.
I feel like people in horror movies live in an alternate universe where there are no horror movies
That explains a lot
- N’tima (via kevinidentity)
omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died
#more dramatic than romeo and juliet
Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)
BABY PLEASE YOU HAVE TO EAT SOMETHING
“Noah was desperate. He wrote to Allie that he was sorry and stupid for breaking up with her. He wrote to tell her that he still loved her, and he wanted to see her. And that if she would write back, he would come to wherever she was. He wrote one letter everyday for a year — 365 letters, but they all went unanswered. Finally, after a year of silence, he decided to put it all behind him and start a new life. So he wrote a farewell letter.”
we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science
do the people running the facebook pages everyone liked back in 2009 truly believe that they are doing a good thing